Back in the olden days, kids used to hide under their beds at the mention of ghosts and vampires. Casper made ghosts look cool. Nowadays, it is common to have vampires leaving next door. However, have you ever wondered what would happen if a vampire, a ghost and a sleepwalker walk into a bar? Is this the beginning of a joke? I don’t know.
A vampire, a ghost and a sleepwalker walk into a bar looking for a great time. What a better way to spend a Friday night than to interact with the locals!
The whole experience was truly disappointing for the ghost. He can’t eat or drink and above all, nobody could see him. To be fair, not being seen wasn’t much of an issue as the humans ran out at the sight of the vampire.
The bar was completely empty apart from our two unhappy friends and sleepwalker. Yeah that’s right, the vampire had nothing to drink as there was no blood. Sleepwalker was smiling and grinning. All the free food and drinks just for him.
Unfortunately sleepwalker will never remember how much he ate and danced that night. As if that’s not bad enough, he woke up the next morning wondering why he had the mother of all hangovers.
The morale of the story is simple. Be careful of the company you keep!
PS: If like me you’re wondering, wait a minute, why is the vampire not feeding off the sleepwalker? Simple, they’re friends. If it can happen in Twilight…